Third Side of Tape

***edit*** just clearing up speculation from emails asking "what band does that one song" ect. No band made any of these songs. All of the three sided tapes have been compilations of music I've made (mostly by myself) over the last 15 years that I forgot about, lost, hated or other people didn't like when I attempted to play it for them. If I was gonna make a compilation of "songs I like" or "heady jams you should check out", you would know because it would mostly just be that cover of "I wanna hold your hand" by the Beatles that those barking dogs did, repeated a dozen timeS. That version is so good. I never liked the Beatles at all until I heard that version. there's a certain dissonance in the original version that i love and never noticed until those mangy mutts kicked down the door and forced me to acknowledge the contributions of the fab four. Also there was a whatchamacallit candy bar commercial when I was a kid that had an incredible song that I still listen to a lot And I'd probably credit it with giving birth to my lifelong interest in music. Also I'm not gonna make a tracklist for this because it would require me to think of names and titles for two hours worth of shit like "cbjn457bbbbb.mp3" The third side. final side. in no particular order. alot of it might be older than you and not as cool as you. lets go with WORKING TITLE : "Shame of Youth Imposition" or maybe, WORKING TITLE : "Wasn't My Idea to Release This Today" the first two sides will reemerge physically soon and also after the oblivion gets accessed in june none of this shit will be here anymore so i might as well complete the shape now. "it would appear we are approaching a denouement. quietly filing out into some dim lobby shortly thereafter for complimentary garbage-merlot and "poignant" discussion. pouring yourself into bed a few hours later and with the last scintilla of sluggish inebriated consciousness you autocratically crank out a farewell cesspool of your curdled children into your belly hair. drying and fossilizing just like the boogers that will soon enough seal your stupid eyes shut only to make you chisel them away and wake up again into the monotonous obscurity of your life." --excerpt from "DJ PAJAMA STEVE'S SPICY GARLIC WISDOM-A-DAY CALENDAR VOLUME 5" /ar.ri.veˈder.tʃi/ /bābē/ I'll never be able to compete with Pee-wee's Big Adventure. None of us can. We're not talented enough. It's too good. It's why i never finished high school. Its why I cant go on. FYI/// "i quit" by the descendents is way more articulate and well crafted than "on doing an evil deed blues". had i actually taken the time to listen to later descendents records, i would have probably just posted a youtube version of that song and a link to the google image results for "dalai lama laughing" rather than spending any time whatsoever making my own song. * * * * * * all tracks were made at some point by Shon "Well" Kempt aka Classy Shawn aka Two Timin' Dean The Cat Fucker RIP KING EGLON AND HIS DOO-DOO BUTT maybe you shouldn't be so stratfordian.