how are your cars driving?

MC 024 One of the most forward thinking records of this decade! But if you need me to prove it….. Hi it’s me from 2030, this album, is indeed, the most forward thinking album of the rawring 20’s :3 Travel inside the radioactive microwave of chaos and chasms of bips and bops(!!) on “how are your cars driving?” With your tour guides River and Caybee, two stoners who have no idea where they are, or what to do with their guests! [spoiler alert: they picked the highest paying job on Indeed with no prerequisites] We will be trekking deep into the Forest of Wonky Wire and jump pot holes filled with psychic gelatinous mass, but do not be afraid my friend! In this world we sine waves call home, there is no such thing as death and nothing can harm you!! Yes, our ragtag tour guides aren’t the brightest but they can surely make for an entertaining time, mind if I offer you our classic radioactive slop? All of your fears of traveling into our Marvelous Majestic Microwave Mechanism are [REDACTED] In this one-of-a-kind album by Bagel Fanclub, be prepared for some maximalist loud portions with some quiet chiptune moments paired with melancholy and energy! Enjoy fragments of video game music you have never heard of while having chopped and screwed breaks scatter around your ears. The experience of listening to this is the closest we have to the sensation of soda and pop rocks in your ears. Within an hour you will find yourself humming along to the melodies… funny how something as noisy as this can become an ear worm, huh? [Album write-up by Effy Adshead]